Aleks Canard

Aleks Canard is a law school dropout, failed actor, and part time waiter. He spends every day writing novels as he reckons it's the only thing at which he's half-decent. \n\nAll that's stopping him from being a total cliché is that he can't stand writing in coffee shops, he prefers beer to whiskey, and he looks like someone who's more likely to work at a carnival sideshow than in any literary profession.\n\nHe lives in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. He is also writing this biography himself.